double crap & dinos

Boyfriend brought up an interesting subject a while ago.(I've actually been meaning to write about this for ages, but I still haven't figured out how to tell the story & have it be as funny to you as it is to me)

Two words: Retarded dinosaurs.

Now for me this brought up a whole slew of philosophical questions, can animals be retarded? I mean, obviously if dinos were they wouldn't live very long & there wouldn't be any fossils of them, there for we have no conclusive evidence that there weren't handicapped dinos. I've actually spent a lot of time thinking about this, & come up with all sorts of questions & arguments, but that's not the point of this story.

Anyway.

So we're talking about the possibility of handicapped dinosaurs, joking around about the ''chalenged'' t-rex, & another idea pops up: Donny the special needs dino.
Can you imagine that as a kids book? It would be great!
And ofcourse the book would be so popular that PBS would pick it up as a kids show, to teach tolerance & stuff. Bwahaha.
That's so wrong on so many levels.

Now please, don't think I'm making fun of retarded people, I'm not. I have mentaly chalenged family memebers(well, only one) & I do get offended when people use the word retard as an insult. But come on, Donny the special needs dino? You gotta' love it!

Crap, I can't beleive I just said ''you gotta' love it''. Ew.

Okay, I feel like a really bad person right now. Last night I decided to go to the ACF show thinking I didn't work today. Well guess what? I just checked the messages on my cell phone & it turns out I was s'posed to be there at 7:30. Fuck! Double fuck! I'm such a crappy excuse for a human! Gaaaads, I bet I through off the whole day, & saturdays are soooo busy....Shiiiiiiit. I suck. I really really suck. Fuck. I bet every one in caffe is pissed at me now. I know I would be! Aaaargh. Some one should shoot me in the head. When I called to explain what happend(though I really have no excuse) Emily acted like it was no big deal, but it is! I really fucked up. Grrr, I hate myself right now.

Gads, I don't know what it is about today but I'm a really shitty person. First I don't show up for work when I'm fucking opening(i.e. they needed me there), then I bitch at Mad on the phone for a while, act like a total bitch to Aaron & cancel my audition. What the fuck is wrong with me?!

I am a shithead.

Damn, I think I feel that Jewish/Catholic guilt kicking in. Haha. No, I should feel guilty.

I can't beleive I worked this morning! Fuck! I suck like a hoover.
Every one should hate me today.
I know I do.

Crap & double crap,
Ariel