Ohemjeezy!

I can't talk much now--as it's about 2 in the morning & I have to be up at 9--but I wanted to post a little update aaaaaand a list of things that I might be posting later today if I'm not feeling to lazy.

LALALA I HAVE REMOVED PART OF THIS BLOG.

Though, I can't say I haven't been tempted to do the same.
Last summer after the whole Garret thing....gads, if it weren't for Mad & Lauren god only knows what I might have done with Mr.Dude.(I'm not one to regret things, I believe risks are ment to be taken and mistakes are ment to be made, but....lets just leave it at EW)

LALALA MORE STUFF IS GONE.

Speaking of sex & stupid things, I'm on the phone with Alli the other day & I hear the sound of a foil wraper being opened. I didn't think much of it at the time, Alli does all sorts of weird things while chatting on the phone & after a while I learned not to ask questions. A couple minutes later were talking about some thing completely stupid & random, & I realise, Alli's voice is curiously muffeld...
"Babe, what are doing?" I ask.
"Ewing ona chawy codom"
"Huh what now?"
"EWING ONA CHAWY CODOM!" Oh dear god, please tell me she didn't just say what I think she said.
"Alli, don't talk with your mouth full."
"Sorry, I was chewing on a cherry condom." I was afraid of that.
"WHAT?!"
"Whaaaat? They taste real good!"
"........"
"Seriously! I'll send you some with my next letter and you can try them yourself! I know you like chewing on things!"
"......."
*CLICK*

Actually, now that I think about it, I 'prolly would chew on a cherry flavored condom....
MOVING RIGHT ALONG.

Today I discoverd a most sexalicious fact: BOYFRIEND CAN TIE CHERRY STEMS IN KNOTS!
Mwahaha.

A'right, enough sexy talk, I don't want my blog to be flagged.
Love & pillow talk,
Ariel

P to the S

I forgot I was s'posed to put a list of things you have to look forward to(Sorry!)
Well here it goes:
Ninja-ing at Summer camp(http://www.summercampfestival.com/2008/)
Coffee personalities(you can tell alot about a person by what they drink, FO REALZ FOO!)
Why the hell I made so many tips this week
EVERY THING I EAT IS MAKING ME SICK(sort of, kind of, not really)
Sex, IN TENTS
90's music
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?!
cars(nuff' said)
murphy's law(AKA why my period only comes when I'm wearing sexy panties)
And last but not least, YER MOM.(Well, not really, I just enjoy saying YER MOM)